Hiring

We're finally starting to get some new people, which is great because a) that means I won't have to do the morning shift and b) I will not have to do the morning shift. I was starting to wonder if Jackie actually planned on bringing in anyone new or if she was just going to continue perpetuating this whole "now hiring" ruse in order to get some fresh meat through the front door (literally). I was also wondering if anyone ever made it past the interview process. I mean, come on...surely someone noticed that one of the job requirements here is "must taste like chicken" or that Jackie often salivates like one of Pavlov's lab animals whenever someone looks particularly palatable. But today a new person started and another person was being interviewed in the back room, so all seems promising as far as getting some distance between me and that damnable morning shift. Now if only it were as easy to do the same with my boss...but alas, that is a gargantuan task which requires silver bullets, garlic, Raid, eye of newt, a child's laughter and the like. And even then there are no guarantees. You know?