Scratching

Today Steve and Lindsay (the new girl, who is not the felon from earlier) told me that Jackie scratched her "private area" in front of them. So I said, "Did she just skim the surface or was she actually digging for treasure?" They said both! Steve even said it happened one time when I was standing there, but I definitely don't remember seeing anything like that. You know what? I probably blocked it out, because if I ever saw my boss plundering her personal crypt like she was the Tomb Raider I'd have to put my own eyes out afterward, Oedipus-style. Well, It's nice to know my brain does care after all.