Jackie was here until well after five o'clock and it was anything but awesome. It got to the point where I was seriously thinking about finding wherever it is that she's hidden her portrait so I could destroy it and end all the madness, Dorian Gray-style. But then she left, so I didn't have to.
Also, I didn't think it was possible for Peter to get any stranger, so of course he did. Would you like to hear about it? Well, I don't feel like just telling you--I'd rather impart what I experienced via multiple choice. Let's get started. Did he...
A) Show me the knife he keeps in his pocket (Why? "Because every man should have something sharp.")
B) Serenade me with Linkin Park songs (which, in case you've never heard any, are terrible)
C) Take off his shoes and keep them off for the five hours he was here, thus releasing a very unpleasant funk into the air around the entire hotel
D) Snack on smelly beef jerky (which gave him rancid, spicy breath)
E) Not irritate me one bit, which made me realize I am too quick to judge people, and that is a character flaw I am going to work on with the aid of a therapist
F) Everything but E
Suffice it to say, I'm pretty tired after all the "fun" I had with Peter tonight. Thank you, Lord, for giving me the next three days off. I am going to need each one of them.
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